News Flash: Alien Abduction
ATTENTION: ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE. YOU WILL BE SAFE, I’M JUST POSTING TO SAY GOODBYE.
ATTENTION: ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE. YOU WILL BE SAFE, I’M JUST POSTING TO SAY GOODBYE.
Here’s for a random post. I finished Knight Rider, Season One, last week! I enjoyed every bit of it! My favorite line from the whole season is “One man can make a difference Michael.”
Disclaimer: I don’t promote men watching “David Hasselhoff.”
On another note: I have to give mad props to Susie B for sending me a thank you card! The best part was the Superman stamp on the outside of the envelope! I’m looking forward to the day I get a Superman tatoo! I’m sure the ladies will dig it.
My friend Gabe, from Houston, sent this to me yesterday and it is so true on so many levels.
“Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men…. Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.”
Share this with all the good apples you know. Just a little humor for your day.